Trees are our best friends. What if we told you that they give us oxygen, hold the land together, and provide shade, but they’re slowly killing innocent fences, bicycles, and even road signs? That’s right; Trees have mastered the art of slow but very dangerous hugging. Imagine what it would be like to embrace an old oak tree one millimeter at a time until you reach perfection.
All jokes aside, here are some weird photos of trees devouring nearby objects!
- A tree ominously hints that you could be next.
- No service? No sarcasm!
- One of the weirdest pictures in this gallery is this mysterious bike stuck under a tree.
- No fence, but this shot is so scandalous, Mr. Tree!
- This jungle knows no bounds, punk!
- It took this huge tree over 30 years to swallow a basketball hoop.
- This tree receives all your mail and there is nothing you can do about it.
- Good luck ticketing this wooden actor for blocking a hydrant.
- It used to be a cool bench, but then the wood hit puberty and – boom!
- If you went out into the woods and saw this scene, would you run away fast or run away very fast?
- You’ve all heard of Animorphs, but it’s a new spinoff called Dendromorphs starring Twig McBarcleof Jr.
- Stupid people. Trees can’t read English!
- No one can hear you scream when you’re a man inside a tree.
- Here’s another one of those “insta-nob” situations. Help never came.
- The best of both worlds: Steampunk meets Dungeons & Dragons!
- The key to a successful tree shot is placing an actual key in a hole and waiting for the trunk to swallow it.
- That sign says “Cleaning wood?” Because it would be a weird thing to put a road sign on.
- My bark brother, get up and invade the neighbor’s yard!
- This bicycle was left here by King Leonidas some years ago. Now it is part of the ecosystem.
- Do you think it’s a harmless statue eaten by the forest? Think again! It’s a Buddhist ninja pirate from outer space!
