“It turns out it was worse than we imagined because he actually kidnapped them from Texas,” Colbert said. “For a man who is so concerned about borders, he does not know where his kingdom ends.”
DeSantis claimed the migrants were “intending to come to Florida.”
“Come on,” he said. “No one intends to go to Florida.”
Colbert noted that there were only two reasons people visited the Sunshine State.
“You’re about to die and want to eat pudding next to a crocodile,” he said. “Or you want to do that Disney thing where you can make your own lightsaber.”
Then, Colbert gave a blunt answer to a trivia question about how much of an “ass” DeSantis is: